Cat is the warm, cuddly thing that purrs on your lap; and it was your jealous girlfriend in high school. High school, you discovered, was not a high experience, so you sought alternative means. Means is what gets you a classy car and a ticket to travel the world. World is geographic for Internet. Internet is the channel to information. Information is the key to success. Success is spelled “b-r-e-a-d” and “w-a-t-e-r” in Sudan. Sudan is what you want to do if he rams into the side of your house with his Hummer. Hummer is music for rich, really rich. Rich is the Crème Burlee you savored last evening at St. Martin’s Bistro. Bistro is quick in Russian. And that meal at St. Martin’s was anything but quick. Quick rhymes with wick, which is an archaic word for village. And according to Hillary Clinton, who used to be Hillary Rodham Clinton, it takes one to raise a child. To raise a child, it takes heart. Heart is what pumps blood through your body to keep you alive, and it is what wells up in your soul when you think of Sudan.